Does Someone Want To Fight?

No Way

2006-11-09T13:59:00.000-05:00

Hello everyone, or anyone. Is anyone going to notice that I just posted?

HOLY SHIT, I'M BACK!!!!!

2006-02-16T00:50:00.000-05:00

Dudes, I'm back. It's been so long, but I am posting again. I am sorry for this very long leave of absence. I believe however that nobody is going to read this because everyone assumes the blog is dead, so what are the chances anyone is going to post again. Well, if anyone does eventually notice this post, let me know. Alright, what have I been up to? I guess the biggest thing is that

xmas!

2005-12-24T23:32:00.000-05:00

happy merry christmas everyone! ~Jen

OMMmMGggg

2005-11-19T14:22:00.000-05:00

OMG EVERYONEEE I JUST WANTED TO SAY OMG I WAS TOTALLY JOKING BOUT MY LAST POST AND BRIAN U KNOW WE BFF'S AND SUPER BEST FRIENDSSSS!!! OK!?!??! AWWW YEEEE SOO YEEEEEAAAH ILL TTYL!!!! KATELYN AIME DANSER!!!!!!!!! HAHHAHAAH J'AMIE JOUER AU BASKET!!!! HAHAHAHAH OH HELLO FRENCHY CLASSYYYYY PEACEEE OUT DUDIIIEEESSS

oh heLLo rIckY...MY NaME Is kaTELyn

2005-11-13T12:54:00.000-05:00

yeah so uMMmMmm i would like to start off by saying...never see centrals production of the play Othello....oh wow was it bad...it was the worst thing in my life...i went for extra credit tho...although the class i am receiving extra credit for i already have a 97% so i dont know y i went...oh wait yes i do...i went w/ finn and Yeee we sat by eric herman and it was soooo funny herman had popcorn

What up

2005-11-10T12:20:00.000-05:00

Oh with the posting. Yes, I am being serious, who wants to take offense?

WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!!!!

2005-11-08T12:54:00.000-05:00

Alright, I came out of retirement, so I must continue to post. Rod Eason is leaving UPS, Wednesday is his last day, so last night he took all of the training supervisors to BW3's. I had 24 wings, 3 mozarrella sticks, 3 potato skins, and 3 pepsi's. I was good to go. The best thing was that it was all on him. I am still in training, however, I hear I should be getting a belt sometime soon. I

Yeah, I guess

2005-10-31T23:45:00.000-05:00

Alright, I thought about it long and hard, and maybe Brian and Norton make a point. The record of 17 games in a row is not completely fair, mainly because the only other person we played against from the regulars was Brian. So here is what I propose, Zmudge and I hold the record for most consecutive games won on our table. Norton and Brian hold the record for most consecutive games won on our

OMG YES YES YES YES!!!!!

2005-10-31T00:58:00.000-05:00

Ohhhh WeLCoME bacK to BlOG lIfe MiKeee!!! lemme be the first...but defiantely not the last to welcome u bacK!!!!! and i just wanna say "MERCI!!!!" je m'appelle KATELYN!!! JE SUIS AMUSANTE!!!!! aWWWW yEEE SALUT FRANCAISE!!!! lol im so cool...i know i know u all agree its ok u dont have to tell me cuz i already know how amazing i really am...so im just gonna sit back and soak in all my amazingness.

GUESS WHO'S BACK!!!!!

2005-10-30T21:47:00.000-05:00

Your king has returned. I have come out of retirement, much like Michael Jordan, I am like Michael Jordan in many ways, but I will discuss that later. Right now I shall explain the situation of me returning to my blog. Well, I found out that even though I don't post on here anymore, and I haven't for like a month, it is still creating controversy. Apparently people still believe that I am

hOmeCOmInG is tONIghTT!!!

2005-10-30T13:13:00.000-05:00

oH HellO gREEn letteRS!! lOOkINg GOOD!!! but YeSS HEEEY HOTTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WUUUUTS GOING ON!!! omg omg omg omg!!!! how ya'll dOinG!!!! i'm BOreD liKE whOA!!!! wAItING fOR chrIs fInN tO cOme bAck bC we NeEEd tO dIscUSS hOmEcOmIng sTUFFFFF!!! yEE!!! lOlOl sOOO my HiP hurTS!! OH aNd FInn is GOing To sTatES fOR xC neXt wEEk!!!! YeEE yEE....lol yeah ill lIKe TO saY heY im KaTElyN aNd Im ReaLLY

...

2005-10-27T16:16:00.000-05:00

MIKE I THINK U NEED TO COME BACK HOTTTTIE

home in november

2005-10-24T21:53:00.000-05:00

hey, so there isn't much going on in this thing anymore, but i thought i'd post anyway. i hope everyone is doing well. i'm moving home from nov 17th-jan 2 and im really lookng forward to hanging out with everyone again. my student teaching will be over and i don't get my new apartment until winter quarter, so i'll be around. love you all! ~jen

sO is KAtelyn tHe OnlY 1 WhO KnowS hOw 2 PoST?!

2005-10-24T18:47:00.000-05:00

yeahhhh wuuuussssUUUP dUdiES?!?!?!lemme TeLL u bOut MY lIfe...HaHa itS kaTELyn NOwaCKi wOOO wOOOOvBaLL is OVer= haPPY fACEXC is oVer= sAD faCe..im aLReadY in wIthDRaWL frOm caRP...Oh HOw i LOve HIm..Oh n YEs lOng diStaNCe rUnNeRs dO PeE themSelVEs....Not bC we WaNT 2...Or eNjoYs it...It Is acTuaLLY beYOnD ouR cOntrOl...bELieVE mE i TriED tO hOld IT...ITs NeaRLY imPoSSibLe... sO fOR the REcOrd i

OMG OMG OMG

2005-10-15T13:40:00.000-05:00

homecoming is cancelled...and according to tommy im the only 1 in the city having to follow the curfew that states u cant be walking around...which i wasnt going to be ne ways...what a waste of a saturday...post longer...later

I got a book of matches. I got a can of kerosene. I got some bad ideas, involving you and me.

2005-10-13T07:50:00.000-05:00

Tom, that Avenged Sevenfold show is on November 6th, which is a sunday. It's at the Majestic Theatre in Detroit and it's 15 bucks to go. If I am right, I think they are playing with Soasin and Death by Stereo who are pretty sweet so it will be a really good show. Let me know if you wanna go or not. See everyone in about 2 weeks.

and to think they were referring to apples??

2005-10-11T17:13:00.000-05:00

WUUUT UPPPP DUDDDDES.....I would like to start out by saying...AHHH BBALL SEASON IS COMMMMING UPPPP HECKKKK YESSSSSS MY LIFE WILL BEGIN AGAIN!!!!! YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!! yeah so my french teacher (miss timar) is really gay well bc...wait time out when i breath in through my nose is makes a weird sound...dude this is freaking awesome im not gonna start breathing ever again this is swEEEEEEtttt.

Yeahhhh... That'll work.

2005-10-11T11:19:00.000-05:00

Well, damn. This means i have to start posting more regularly now. I liked being able to pop in every month and post a small message. This sucks. Anyways, I guess am going to start trying to keep this alive along with Katelyn. One more thing, Mike, give me back my adminastrative powers. You took them away even though I was apart of this blog before you ever were.Darrell: Why don't you make him a

HEEEEEY HOTTIIIIES

2005-10-09T20:14:00.000-05:00

BE4 I BEGIN POSTING REGULARLY WE WILL NOT LET THIS DECREPIT BLOG DIE OUT!!!! ME N TOMMY WILL SAVE OUUUUUUR BLOGGG!! PEACE OUT DOGGGGS LYL *****KABOS*****... MIKE LOVES BARNES

What a total buMMer...

2005-10-04T18:23:00.000-05:00

^^haha i said bummer...well mike i think i speak for everyone on this one...WE WILL MISS U...U GAVE IT A HECK OF A RUN...i was thinking u prolly smote every persons self esteem on the bLog...which i would like to add will become katelyns blog...although it is getting a bit decrepit...yah this will be short and freaking aweeeeesome!!!! im not going to lie mike...i would check every night to read

2005-10-04T16:01:00.000-05:00

Like we can really let Mike be the last one to post on HIS blog.I have 4 Cedar Point tickets and 4 Jet Express tickets that are only good for the '05 season. I'm not going to be able to use them and I was wondering if anyone wants them??

Here it is fuckers, the moment you've all been waiting for

2005-10-03T13:21:00.000-05:00

Alright everyone, here it is, the big announcement you have all been waiting for. The blog has been around for two years and some change. It was invented by the Schwartz because people were going away to school and everything, so it would be a nice way for everyone to keep in touch. We had a lot of members, lots of posts, lots of fun. Then eventually people stopped posting, people would drop

HEEEY

2005-09-29T17:00:00.000-05:00

HEYYYY TOMMY!!! WUSSSS UPPPP DUUUUUUDE!!!!

katelyn=amazingggg

2005-09-27T18:19:00.000-05:00

COLEY LIKES TO DANCE IN THE RAIN IN A ZEBRA OUTFIT...I KNOW SHES COOL...THINGS ARE BETTER IF I SAYYY SOOOO LOOOOOOONG AND GOOOODNIGHTTTT!!!!!!!! hahahahahah katelyn likes to eat mushrooms...COOKED MUSHROOMS THAT IS...BAAHAHAHA so i was thinking...now to the serouis part of this post...HaHaHaHAHA BAAAAA SHEEP i think i shall right a poem...Katelyn is a hottie...she doesnt drink from da pottie...

Whatchu lookin at man?

2005-09-27T10:07:00.000-05:00

Dude, how boss was Sack's. I had an awesome time. To think, I almost didn't go. Me, brother, and Brian smashed up Joe, Bean, and Norton in football. We played like champions that day. Also, tOSU beat Iowa and Michigan lost to Wisconsin. A lot of times during the game, Mike got to play his violin. It was one of the greatest ideas ever. Good thing to, because he got a lot of use out of it. I am not

Brando

2005-09-24T02:36:00.000-05:00

Alright, I have changed my mind, this post will not contain the big announcement. It will come soon however, and when it does, oh man. Be on the look out, it will most likely be my next post.

Panmunjom

2005-09-19T22:32:00.000-05:00

Jackson I am not even going to bother to comment to what you had to say, but I will say one thing, as for you getting carried away when you are drunk, and you saying it's because people set you off, well that's not entirely true. You have also gone crazy if you don't get your way, like say controlling the radio, ALL NIGHT!!!!! Because it is your radio right? Anyways, as for us drinking too

OMG WUT UP HOTTIES

2005-09-16T23:43:00.000-05:00

hey guys...i would like to start off my point w/ a more..."serouis point" the point of y i have had "attie" the last few days...well as none of u know...one of my friends died in his sleep wednesday night...this is also the time that one of my good friends died last year (robert lewis) so yes...tough times=attitude...not the brightest time right now but i guess thats all im gonna say about that..

Sugar Ray

2005-09-16T09:43:00.000-05:00

There we go, I did it. The person who never gets offended or pissed off at my posts has gotten pissed off. YES!!!!! I would just like to say that it doesn't make sense how I get called an alcoholic when I drink just as much as everyone else. Also, Brian, as for you wanting to cut back, I believe that the reason you want to cut back is not because you think we drink too much, but maybe you

H-bomb

2005-09-15T23:22:00.000-05:00

I am an alcoholic. I found out today. The way I found out was when Brian Jackson told me so. At first I was worried, then I realized it was Jackson who said it, which then made that comment completely null and void. I took the comment and flipped it around on him, which got him flustered and nervous which caused him to say "I don't want to get into an argument about this." Translation: "

Rosenbergs

2005-09-12T00:06:00.000-05:00

Alright, Joe is right, I will finally accept it. I am the leader. Let me set up the story for you, for those who don't know. A couple years ago Joe had a psychology class, and they said every group has a leader, someone who everyone else follows. Joe came to the conclusion that is was me. I never wanted to be the leader, I never even knew I was, he just told me I was. Since then he has gone

Marilyn Monroe

2005-09-07T00:23:00.000-05:00

Alright, it is official, it is definately hottie time. So the other day my mom finds this letter on the dining room table, it was from a modeling agency saying they have Heathers pictures and they would like to get in touch with her. My mom called them to ask how the hell they got her pictures, and it turns out she sent them in for fun or whatever. Well, my mom and Heather drove to Columbus

South Korea

2005-09-06T13:05:00.000-05:00

No Jackso, we are coming up with stuff to do other than beer pong. Because you said yesterday that everyone is in an agreement that we are looking for other stuff to do on the weekends besides beer pong, I had no idea you were everyone, because I only heard complaints from you, well Amanda as well, but she doesn't normally play beer pong anyways, so it doesn't count. Anyways, you guys can go

North Korea

2005-09-05T22:39:00.000-05:00

I have terrible news everyone, terrible. I had no idea there was a problem, but I found out tonight at about 9:45. It is official, we have run beer pong into the ground. It was said quite a few times tonight that beer pong has been run into the ground. So here is my proposal, and I believe everyone can agree to it. Seeing as how we ran it into the ground, what I say we do is for everyone to

COLEY IS THE COOLEST!!

2005-09-04T18:50:00.000-05:00

HEY GUYS N DOLLS!!<~~LOLOLOLOLOL so yeah i know its been about a year and a 1/2 since i posted so im gonna do it right this instant!! so last night was pretty sad/stupid... but lemme start w/ my amazing friday night i went to school and had another amazingly fun day and then we had cross country practice which also was quite fun ((carp was not at the practice)) lol but then i came home ate got

Television

2005-09-01T23:29:00.000-05:00

I am finally done training that dumb fuck. I trained some kid this week who was so fucking stupid, and extremely slow, it pissed me off so bad that I wanted to punch him in the face. So, what's going on this weekend, well Sunday I guess. I know Friday everyone is going to see 40 year old vigin, which I will not pay to see. Saturday big party at Nortons, then Grissons. It should be fun. I

Numa Numa

2005-08-31T20:34:00.000-05:00

So I watching So you think you can dance tonight.....Shutup I know it's gay, but this Russian girl that is on there did a dance to the Numa Numa song...but the song was in english...it was really wierd.....

Studebaker

2005-08-30T14:01:00.000-05:00

Alright, I won't hide this any longer. Some of you already know, but now I will put it out in the open because I am no longer ashamed. Buffy The Vampire Slayer is fucking sweet. I am totally diggin it. I just started watching it about a month ago, and I realized that damn, it is very good. I used to think the show was for fags, but if you actually start watching it, you'll be like "Damnit,

those are definitely ads

2005-08-23T15:17:00.000-05:00

have you been reading other peoples blogs? because that shit happened to me when i read others blogs. they automatically put these dumb comments on your blog. well at least i thought they were dumb because i deleted them. you seem to like them because they are still there. maybe you just like seeing the number of your comments go up and your like damn! i'm good but really we all know mike. it's

Richard Nixon

2005-08-22T13:25:00.000-05:00

First of all, Jackson, they are not ads, they are from fans of mine. If you look, most of them start out with "Hey, I like your blog" or "Hey, you have a great blog" or "Hey, you have done a great job with your blog." So there you have it. Also, yeah Jackson, the Berwick division is too hard of a division to be in, it holds 3 of the Big 5. Maybe we will do something about that.

Joe McCarthy

2005-08-21T22:31:00.000-05:00

Alright everyone, brilliant idea I came up with. Alright it will be next summer, or sooner if we can find a place to play pong during the winter. We are going to have a beer pong league. Amazing. Just take a second to let that idea sink in, then I will go into detail for you........................................................................................................................

OMG I KNOW

2005-08-19T10:27:00.000-05:00

UR RIGHT MIKE...THE WHISPER SONG HAS TO BE THE WORST SONG EVER IN THE HISTORY OF MUSIC...ITS KICKS THE POOP OUTTA LULU<~~DAD LOL!!!!

Joe DiMaggio

2005-08-18T03:22:00.000-05:00

Alright, that girl who commented on here and everyone is making a big fuss about, I will just clear this up real quick. I started it. I kept making comments on her blog because after the first one her dumb ass friend talked back, so I kept saying shit because it's funny to piss off people. She is not trying to push her beliefs on me, she was pretty much telling me to leave her alone. Also,

Pull the trigger and the nightmare stops.

2005-08-17T22:04:00.000-05:00

So I watched "So you think you can dance" tonight, which I am sad to say I stay home every wednesday night to watch it. It's just a really good show and I find myself trying incredibly hard not to get up and shake it for awhile in my tv room after it's over, especially since my dad was in the room. Plus there is this sexy ass russian guy that is a ballroom dancer and mmmmm.......he's so hot.So

IM BACCCK

2005-08-17T20:32:00.000-05:00

ALRIGHT GUYYYYS WUUUT UPPPP HOTTTTTTIESSSS!!! its been a while since i posted so i thought i would make it up w/ an extremly long 1...so lemme start from the absolute beginning.... yah so today totally stunk like a dirty farT!!! i woke up @ like 7:45 cuz i had to be at central at like 9 to get my schedule...and yah ill just tell u my schedule as if u care...1st- gEometry...2nd- accelerated

Walter Winchell

2005-08-17T02:58:00.000-05:00

Summer is fucking over. How gay. It went real fast, like always. Back to fucking school. Although football season is like right around the corner. You know what though, this summer was different. For like the past 4 years or so, every night we'd have like 7 or 8 people hanging out every single night until like late. This year though, it was usually me Brian Bean, sometimes Jeff, sometimes

South Pacific

2005-08-15T08:57:00.000-05:00

Oh shit, I feel like shit, I am totally in much pain right now. It's too bad it's not lent right now, because you know how I give up pain for lent every year, yeah, right now I wouldn't feel a damn thing. This morning I started my teeth fixing procedure. They pulled out the one, and grinded all the other ones surrounding it way down. The novacaine is wearing off, and holy shit this blows.

Johnnie Ray

2005-08-12T02:22:00.000-05:00

Yeah Schwarz, I knew when I started this you would get it right off the bat, do not tell anyone what it is. I am sure Jackson will get it also, but nobody say anything about it. Alright, onto my real post. So, it's official, the worst song of 2005 has been selected. I hate it, and I am guessing, if any of you guys have half a brain cell, you will hate it also, because it sucks, real bad, and

Red China

2005-08-11T15:43:00.000-05:00

Alright, still in Hub School, it's boring. Well I got my car back on Tuesday, it was burnt a little. However, it still ran. We replaced the power steering hose, and turned it on. Powere steering was working, however, now we had a leak in the fuel line. Sop we replaced that today, now we are having problems with the wires to the distributor, so we will try and fix that tomorrow. I went to

what happened last weekend?

2005-08-08T17:49:00.000-05:00

hey, just wondering what happened last weekend. no one ever called me to tell me you weren't coming. i heard that it was because i told brian he couldn't come. i didn't tell him that, i told him i would have to think about it when he asked if he could come but i was completely joking. i told him i was and he was like no im not coming. i said no you can, he said nope and that was the convo. so if

Doris Day

2005-08-08T17:34:00.000-05:00

Dude, last week was the first time ever, except for the week we were in North Carolina, but it was the first week ever I didn't have 2 posts in a week. So I guess that means I go on the wall of shame right? No, not going to, mainly because I don't have to follow the rules because I am the best. So I've been in Hub School, it's very boring. However, after Monday night me and Correll went to

OMG FUNNIEST THING EVER!!

2005-08-07T04:22:00.000-05:00

HEY HOTTIES...I WOULD LIKE TO SAY YAYYYYY HOTTIE RIGHT HAND BEST FRIEND FOR POSTING OMG YES YES!!! IT WAS THE BEST EVVVER BC OF THE DDR PART!! LOL BUT U LEFT OUT A LOT OF DETAILS BOUT THE PARRRRTAYYY TUESDAAAY NIGHT!!!! lol its ok tho...and yah so brian is here right now..hes so cool..alot cooler then u jeff...haha take that im so cool. coolestTTT eVVVvvvVerRR!! awww yee. yah so tonight = major

is anyone coming to columbus?

2005-08-05T16:38:00.000-05:00

ok so i guess no one is coming to our party tomorrow night. mike you had said you were, but i haven't heard from anyone. ive called your house a couple times but no one has called me back. i don't live in the same apartment i did last time you guys came, so you'd think you would wanna call and get directions. also, it would be nice to know what time people were planning on coming. so since i

Surprises in Store...N.C. Day 4

2005-08-04T16:20:00.000-05:00

So guess what...That's right I am finally writing the sweetest post know to mankind. However, before I begin I would just like to thank those of you that didn't try and pressure me into writing any of this sooner. Sure I know that was a bit of a time lag from Day 3 to Day 4 but lets face it. With the amount of effort and charisma that must go into this document. Who wouldn't need a month to psych

I'm Back

2005-08-02T09:15:00.000-05:00

Hey guys. I'm back from Boston. Hope everyone will be at frickers tonight bc I miss you all. Talk to you later...Joanna

Harry Truman

2005-08-02T02:25:00.000-05:00

So I fucked up this weekend. Friday night everyone went to see Wedding Crashers. I didn't want to go see it, Brian had already seen it, so him and I decided to drink a few beers on my porch. Well as the night progressed, I had drank a little, got up, lost balance, fell off the porch, fucked up two of my teeth, and got a big strawberry on my chin. Kind of sucks. Saturday went to some party by

Party in Columbus

2005-07-31T21:13:00.000-05:00

hey guys, haven't heard from anyone about if you're coming to columbus on saturday. amy and i are having a party and EVERYONE is invited, especially you mike. wouldn't want you to feel left out, cuz i have definitely been there. I was last Friday when i was home. But anyway, I've tried to call some people and no one calls back or answers phones. so if you could just let me know id appreciate

It's on

2005-07-29T13:49:00.000-05:00

Hey fella's. I just want to say that I'm sorry that I didn't make it out to the pizza party last night. I feel bad for not even making an appearance, but I just couldn't do it. Just to clear things up, it was nothing against any of you guys, so don't think I didn't show up because of that. Actually, the only reason I didn't come was because nobody told me about it. Yeah, so I am sorry I had

sooo hotties

2005-07-29T10:06:00.000-05:00

hey guys wut up...nmh her..just got bac from physical therapy...total drag..well its not that bad ne more cuz my friend amanda goes w/ me and that makes it go by faster...so heres the update on da hottie knee...i got an xray yesterday and i guess i dislocated my knee out to the side and it popped bac in by itself and its still 4 degrees out farther then my right one and im getting an MRI tuesday

Joe's Bday

2005-07-28T21:54:00.000-05:00

hey guys just wanted to say ive had a ton of fun the last couple weeks with all of you. the pics from the party are great. i hope you enjoy them, i had fun taking them! Make sure to check out the process of brian passing out. also, amy and I are having a party on saturday the 6th you should all come. it will be tons of fun. let me know.

OMG LOL

2005-07-25T23:12:00.000-05:00

YAH SO ME BRI BRI PAT BEAN TOMMY AND I THINK THATS IT WATCHED A SWEET MOVIE TODAY!!! GO FIGURE!!! IT HAD ONE OF THE BEST LINES EVERY TO APPEAR IN A MOVIE "KRISTI YAMIGUCHI TAKE ME A WAY!!!!" LOL and the 37 year old CHECKING OUT THE 9TH GRADER!!! lol and she changed in the cAR!! AND BRIAN LOOOVED THE FATTY IN THAT MOVIE!!! AND THE MASCOT!! LOLLLLLL AND "LET HER SKATE!!" ME BRIAN AND PAT HAD A

Tony is so poor

2005-07-25T01:24:00.000-05:00

Dude, this weekend was a good time. Well, to start things off, at work on Friday tote went on at 9:35 which was bullshit. Then at the end of the night I had to search for a misloaded bag because my newhire is a dumbass and he can't read labels or load a truck that does 12-15 hundred a night without backing it out and making the area burn down and probably should never been hired into UPS in the

hahahahaha

2005-07-24T23:17:00.000-05:00

I WOULD LIKE EVERY1 TO REALIZE TAHT BRIAn (just like the rest of us) have a favorite athlete!! i would like to point out that it is none over the 7 TIME TOUR DE FRANCE WINNER!!!! LANCE ARMSTRONG YAYYY!!! oh and brian...dispite w/ ur ignorant mind thinks...he is in face an athlete...and cross country and track are sports sorry that it doesnt involvle throwing a ball... not all sports can be

ugh...

2005-07-23T00:46:00.000-05:00

yes...its true this post will not contain any entertainment at yarnells, brians, or even jeffs expense. im not in a very happy state to insult them even tho it pleasures me so...im sorry to say this post will lack entertainment of that sort! i dont feel like posting long, using colors, or getting any creativity in this post...its just im not feeling like...i dunno...making fun of them right now..

JEFF....

2005-07-21T16:06:00.000-05:00

i would like to add to jeff that my last post was a total hottie joke...between two super best friends...as well are all my other posts that make absolutly no sense At ALL!! haha ill bbl ttyl lyl!!!!

OMG!!!!! LOL

2005-07-21T00:28:00.000-05:00

"HI IM JEFF RACECAR, I TRIED TO MAKE FUN OF PAT YARNELL FOR HIS DELAYED POSTS (EVEN THO ITS VERY ANNOYING) BY MAKING THE FACE IN MY LAST POST EVEN THO IN THAT PIC. OF ME IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE APPROXIMATELY 37 CHINS, BUT HEY I DONT CARE U AINT GOTTA TELL ME TWICE!!! CUZ IM A HOTTIE THAT JUST KISSED BRIAN!!!!!! Uhhhh....!!!" :-P <~~~ get it hottie tongue sticking out! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111<~~ thats

I am bored

2005-07-20T11:30:00.000-05:00

We went to Tony's cottage, it was fun. Probably the last time we are going because of some stuff. I've been watching that show Kingdom Hospital, it's awesome. Jeff, you said there are 6 days to post about at North Carolina, now I'm now math expert, but if you count correctly, you will find 7 days. Here, let's count together, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. 7,

OMG

2005-07-19T23:10:00.000-05:00

I JUST WANTED TO POST...AND TELL JEFF HIS LAST POST WAS ABSOLUTLY INCREDIBLE...WOW I LOVE IT!!! WAY TO BE SUPER BEST FRIEND!!!! bbl ttyl lyl!!! peACe ouT! HotTies!

2005-07-19T02:19:00.000-05:00

"I'm pat Yarnell and I like to only post about three days of North Carolina even though there were 6. I think it's funny to make people wait really long to read my next post about what we did. UHHH."

RICE-A-RONI!!!!!

2005-07-18T23:29:00.000-05:00

hey hotties!!! how ya doin? ugh me?? not to shabby<~~ew i just shot myself after that...but yes i went to the DrivERs Ed tOday=death...but omg omg omg omg funniest thing EVVVER...so we were bout to use the drunk goggles...(safe to say u guys would of done fine w/ that...because it turns out u r immune to the effects of alcohol...haha jk) and the teacher was like alright can u guys move ur table

It sure is

2005-07-15T00:45:00.000-05:00

Yes Amanda Johnson, PD 12 is the area with Draper. He's my strongside pick, and one of the best picks in the building.

OMG

2005-07-13T23:10:00.000-05:00

SEROUISLY PAT YARNELL WUT IS TAKIN U SO LONG 2 POST BOUT NORTH CAROLINA!! OMG IM NOT DIGGING U @ ALL!!!!!!!!

I Run PD 12

2005-07-13T12:55:00.000-05:00

So I am now the supervisor pf PD 12, which is awesome because it's one of the lightest belt in the building, and I have a bunch of sweet workers down there. It's awesome because I have a wall blocking me, so nobody can see my area, so I can do as much work as I want, and nobody will bitch for me doing union work. So, when my guys are on the floor and their truck backs out, I run in and

TODD NERR!!!!

2005-07-11T23:16:00.000-05:00

so im hearing some complaints about the length of my last post..maybe its bc u guys have a short attention span..!!! LOL JK!!! yah so im dead tired...drivers ed was death....me heather n casey we laughing the whole time tho bout this really stupid kid sittin in front of us cuz he like made a noise w/ his bottle n we were laughin so hard...n we were talkin bout organ doners and the hottie teacher

Another good weekend

2005-07-11T13:44:00.000-05:00

Well Friday Zmudge Bean and myself went out to Sally Bee's to celebrate my promotion. Then we chilled on my front porch and drank some beers. Saturday I went on the greatest date in my life. Me and Jackson got so messed up, it was awesome. When we got home, Jackson did a face plant in our garden, it was so funny. Yesterday was pretty sweet, it was Pat's graduation party, so we drank some

directions to the cottage

2005-07-10T21:16:00.000-05:00

hey does anyone know the address to the cottage? I'll be coming from Columbus so I need to figure out directions. Also, is it ok if I bring my friend Amy? I wanted someone to keep me company on the long drive. I'm thinking it should take me at least 3 hours. She's single too. It's about time I have a single friend to bring along and meet you guys! just let me know, or someone call me. thanks

It's official!

2005-07-09T14:57:00.000-05:00

So, yesterday I went into work and I had my final interview to become a supervisor. I'm in. So now, I am officially a better person. The word is that I am going to be running PD 12, so right away I'm getting a belt, how awesome is that? Alright, Brian, I just want to say, when you told us that story the other night about how you bent that golf club, you really shouldn't do shit like that.

OMG GUESS WHOOOOO!!

2005-07-08T23:05:00.000-05:00

alright hotties this is katelyn wanting to know WHATS UPPPP!! i thought of sumpthin be4 i posted here...i was like hmm do i really want to turn my posts into a joke or do i want them to mean something straight from the heart and i thought n i was like omg screw that who will take me seriously ne ways...if u have not caught on that that whole thing was a joke...u must be weird...lol JK yah so omg

It's about fucking time!

2005-07-08T07:20:00.000-05:00

You are now reading the post of the newest, and soon to be greatest supervisor at UPS. Yeah, I got promoted, well it will be official tonight. But I had to go in and work yesterday sicker than shit, it was so rough. I could hardly even move, and I even skipped most of my workout yesterday because I was so sick. However, I still worked. Hopefully I get better before Saturday, because I have a

Yea!

2005-07-07T12:49:00.000-05:00

Hey guys, the 4th of July was fun. It was a random trip home but it turned out good. Thanks for coming over and hanging out. Guess what! I get to go to the cottage. I decided to skip the wedding i was supposed to be going to. If anyone knows the address of the cottage could you let me know, cuz i need to mapquest it and figure out how to get there from columbus. I think it's gonna be a long

Damn sweet weekend

2005-07-06T02:17:00.000-05:00

Friday we just chilled. Saturday we went down to BG for Bob Stock, and that was fuckin awesome. So many people showed up, they went through 6 kegs and 10 cases of beer. I'm not going to go into detail of everything that went on, but it was fuckin awesome. We ended up staying the night at Jason's house. Sunday we played some beer pong in Nortons back yard. It's so awesome when we play,

2005-07-05T14:10:00.000-05:00

This is our newest member to the blog. You can probably expect a lot of useless and stupid posts, but it will be fun.

What I mean is... Why the hell did you come here?

2005-07-03T13:33:00.000-05:00

First of all, Pat Yarnell, I didn't even burn in NC, let alone peel.Mike while removing his cd player from the mercury;Mike: I was working forever on it and then I decided, "Fuck it" and broke the god damn dash.

Kristine dances like a ghetto whore.......and I dance like a white girl.

2005-07-01T12:45:00.000-05:00

It's friday....usually I would be extremely excited about that but seeing as though I don't have a job at the moment, everynight has been friday for me. Yeah I feel like a lowlife loser living off my parents so I really need to bust my ass to get a job here soon. Kristine and Kerri spontaniously decided last night to go to New York for the weekend, that unfortunatly is just a little to

Work sucks

2005-07-01T11:52:00.000-05:00

Yeah I haven't posted in a while, I been busy pissing off some dumb fuck who calls himself Blog Jesus. Anyways, listen to this, on Wednesday I sweat worse than I've ever sweat before, seriously, there wasn't a dry spot on my clothes anywhere, and I'm not exaggerating. Well since I wash my work shorts once a week, they stunk really really bad yesterday when I went to put them on. At work, once

N.C. Day 3 The Ocean!!!What Ocean???...

2005-06-30T20:31:00.000-05:00

So guess what? It's Day 3 in North Carolina. It's 10:30 in the morning, and guess what song I'm listening to. Yep that's right. The song of summer. It's playing so loud, Tony, the guy who turned it on, had to go out on the soundproofed deck. So once again I awaken in a somewhat sour but otherwise exuberant mood. I shove a package of pop tarts in my mouth and Tom and Mike's Dad talked me into

N.C. Day 2 The Plot Thickens...

2005-06-28T23:46:00.000-05:00

So here we are Day 2. Some of you remember that went on a certain trip will know what song I am about to talk about. If you don't know what song I am talking about, you should consider yourself extremely fortunate. Those of you that have heard this song. I am truly sorry for the experience that we had to share. The song I am talking about is none other but the "Song of Summer." This song is

July is booked

2005-06-28T14:18:00.000-05:00

Alright, every weekend in July is already booked for me, and some others. Alright, this Saturday is Bobstock, much drinking there. Next weekend we have Brians sisters wedding, and I am Brians date to the reception because we are boyfriends because people only say that because they are jealous they don't share the special bond of workout partners, also, most people don't understand mine and

HA

2005-06-27T14:29:00.000-05:00

So check this out. I was watching Spongebob, and I was tired, kind of out of it. It went to commercial, and it had this one where Ronald McDonald was teaching kids how to play soccer. I was the only one in the house, and like I said I was really tired, not really knowing whats going on, just chillin. Then Ronald was having the kids stretch, and he says "Put your arms up over your head and

GOOD NEWS, I'M AN ASS!!!!!

2005-06-27T08:17:00.000-05:00

Well this weekend was pretty cool, Friday we had work, then aferwards Zmudge and I went down to BG for a small party. We got a little bit drunk, and we came so fucking close to beating the house in beer pong, one cup, damnit. Then we went to the bars for a little while. We later went to Chris Peers house and crashed. Saturday me Norton Amanda and Nicole went to Clear Water quarry. Yeah it

N.C. Day 1 The Journey Begins...

2005-06-26T12:19:00.000-05:00

So it begins, a journey that I can only describe as one of the most fun experiences I have ever been a part of. North Carolina...a mere 800 and change mile trip to the outer banks and Cape Hatteras. Where the beer and liquor is plentiful, the beaches are gorgeous, and the women are beautiful to some, but infant babies to other ha ha. So Day one began with a car ride. A car ride of epic

The Chronicles will begin tomorrow...

2005-06-24T17:00:00.000-05:00

I just wanted to write this quick post with my apology for not posting my N.C. vacation detail this past week. I have been putting together a large (four page) outline on all the events and stories that happened. I plan to begin posting tomorrow. So stay tuned...it will be awesome. P.S. Work sux. Play forever.

2005-06-24T15:59:00.000-05:00

I QUIT MY FUCKING JOB!!!

Guess what!

2005-06-24T12:06:00.000-05:00

I haven't smoked since Sunday. Yeah I am awesome.

Day 7

2005-06-23T15:18:00.000-05:00

The last day, very depressing. Pretty much most of the day we just packed up, and made all the food we had left. We went shopping, and Tony and I did the face and the noise about 1000 times, it was fun. I bought gems, I fished them out of a well, very awesome. When we got back we had to drink what alcohol we had left. We drank some beers, then Joe told us to come over and help him finish his

Day 6

2005-06-23T01:04:00.000-05:00

Before I start the North Carolina post, I would like to say that after I read Joanna's post, I was like "Hmm, she might be mad at me, think I'll go get something to eat." Anyways, on the sixth day we were woken up early, and I was still drunk. We were going to Ocrakoke Island, right Tony, Ocrakoke no fake no fake. It took us forever to get there, then we had to ride the ferry to get there.

2005-06-22T21:46:00.000-05:00

Joanna,First, you're welcome for the incense burner. Second, your friend last night was rude, obnoxious, and had less tact than anyone I've seen in a long time. When you wrote your post I don't suppose you thought of how she completely disregarded my, Jeff, and Brian's existance the entire time she was there. She barely even looked at me and made no effort to talk to any of the three of us. She

The power i hold

2005-06-22T16:11:00.000-05:00

so today i was at work loading in portsmouth when jim, the head training supervisor, calls me out to the floor. He says to me "what's this i hear you think your new hire sucks and so do some of my trainers" Which i told him i did say. So then he's like well i've got a 2nd day new hire who didn't show up for work today and you made those comments if front of him. we went back and forth for a while

Your bedroom behavior was little more than checkmarks on bedposts.

2005-06-22T13:38:00.000-05:00

Hey, whats up? I'm so glad everyone is back from North Carolina and that everyone had a good time. Chris and Mike, I love my gifts, thank you very much. That was very sweet of you to think of me. I can't wait till next year bc I am totally going no matter what. Until then though we have camping, Tonys cottage and The Calahari, which I need to get more info on and find out who's in and who's out

Day 5

2005-06-22T11:05:00.000-05:00

I don't remember much of what happened during the day, probably played in the ocean, played some horseshoes, went swimming. Yarnell and I did walk down to the shipwreck, which is probably like a mile and a half walk, if not more. After that we were just chillin, it was gettin dark out, and the girls we met called us up and wanted to hang out. We were supposed to meet them down by the beach,