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Hello everyone, or anyone. Is anyone going to notice that I just posted?

HOLY SHIT, I'M BACK!!!!!

Dudes, I'm back. It's been so long, but I am posting again. I am sorry for this very long leave of absence. I believe however that nobody is going to read this because everyone assumes the blog is dead, so what are the chances anyone is going to post again. Well, if anyone does eventually notice this post, let me know. Alright, what have I been up to? I guess the biggest thing is that Norton and I moved out. We have our own place. So this meant that I finally had to get a cell phone, which pisses me off. The little lady and I have been broken up for about 4 months now, however, met some girl in BG, we'll see where that goes. It started off pretty funny. I met her at a big party, we were hanging out like all night, then the place ran out of beer. She invited us back to her place, and her and I are talking and hanging out and shit. Then I passed out on her, god damnit. But it's alright, we went down there 2 weeks later and we hung out for a long time. Last Saturday we went to Canada, Pat won 625 dollars. We met a bunch of girls at this bar, and the ugly one would not leave me alone. This friday I think we might be having people over our place for some pong, should be fun. I don't know what else to write, so I'm done.

xmas!

happy merry christmas everyone! ~Jen

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OMG EVERYONEEE I JUST WANTED TO SAY OMG I WAS TOTALLY JOKING BOUT MY LAST POST AND BRIAN U KNOW WE BFF'S AND SUPER BEST FRIENDSSSS!!! OK!?!??! AWWW YEEEE SOO YEEEEEAAAH ILL TTYL!!!! KATELYN AIME DANSER!!!!!!!!! HAHHAHAAH J'AMIE JOUER AU BASKET!!!! HAHAHAHAH OH HELLO FRENCHY CLASSYYYYY PEACEEE OUT DUDIIIEEESSS

oh heLLo rIckY...MY NaME Is kaTELyn

yeah so uMMmMmm i would like to start off by saying...never see centrals production of the play Othello....oh wow was it bad...it was the worst thing in my life...i went for extra credit tho...although the class i am receiving extra credit for i already have a 97% so i dont know y i went...oh wait yes i do...i went w/ finn and Yeee we sat by eric herman and it was soooo funny herman had popcorn and i looked over and there was popcorn alllll over the seat where he was sitting it was so funny...but bac to how much i hated the play...they talked to fast...couldnt understand wut they were saying...and i was the worst thing i have ever sat thru...but dispite how bad the play was....i would rather sit thru the play again...well 10 more times then sit in between pat yarnell and jeff and near brian...<~~yeah that is prolly an unjust punishment i would rather be shot in the face then be next to the hooligans....LOLOLOLOLOLOL hahahaha but yee yesterday i did infact have bout 12 bball games...that was alot of fun...during like our 15 minute break me kayla april ellen holley and lisa were talking by the pop machines and we were lauuuughing soooooo hard...it was almost funnier then that time i was pulling brian in a wagon while he was wearing a cat in the hat hat and then we went over a bump and it was over by family video cuz we were gonna rent "Baseballs Finest Hours"...yeah i know brian was crying and begging me to go get in for him...then we were gonna rent "A Million and More Reasons Why George W. Bush is the Greatest President the US Has Ever Seen" i know brian was begging me to rent that 1 to...and the last movie he wanted me to rent was "Why Democrates Are a Waste of Time and Why Nobody Cares What They Think" yeah he had a movie night planned out...but back to the wagon...we were walking down the street and i was like brian hold on here comes a bump and he was like noooo wahhhhhhhh hoooooooo this is will be fun, but yet very painful on my rear end...i abhor the after effect of this amazing ride but yet...carry on master katelyn....then we go over the bump and he started crying bc he sat on a nail...and he accidently stuck his finger in his nacho cheese!!! he was not happy but so i decided that he will not like the rest of the bumps so i will take him over the curb...so we started going down the curb and brian like catapults out and he his face lands in the whipped creme pie that just happend to be laying in the street...i mean come on wut r the chances of that!!!!! it was sooooo fuNNy then he started crying and i was like brian just think of the great movie night we r gonna have and that will brighten ur day!!! and he was like GOLLY GEE KATELYN I FEEL BETTER ALREADY!!!!!! so we went to family video and brian made me buy him an apple so then we went home but this time i sat in the wagon...then we watched the movies and after all three of em brian was like " Wow...its all so clear to me now...its like a great weight has been lifted off my shoulders, this is incredible....i finally realize baseball is amazing..George W. Bush is my HERRRRO and democrats r stupid...just plain stupid...they have no idea wut there talking about they just care bout themselves and i hate them hate them hate them hate them they suck they know nothing bout wuts really going on they think they r smart...but they r not....they think kerry would make a good pres. when in reality he sucks 2....his is stupid n ugly...and democrats....they also smell horrible...and that stench...is the stench of defeat...and failure..!!! REPUBLICANS FOREVER WILL PREVAIL!!!!" and those were the worlds of brian jackson himself....it really was a humbling experience to show some1 the way and he was most greatful!!!!!! so now i think it is time for katelyn to depart to the unknown...where katelyn will go will remain a mystery...no1 will ever know wut will happen to katelyn...besides VICTOOOOORYYYYY she will be victorious at everything in the world...and i mean everything...and when she becomes president she will outlaw all democrats....they will be nonexisting and brian will love itttt LOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! and yes...katelyn is absolutly amazing...like so amazing...u know?!??!?!?!?!?! yEAH!!!!!!! peACe Out GuyS!!! TTyL LyL sEE yA laTErS

What up

Oh with the posting. Yes, I am being serious, who wants to take offense?

WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!!!!

Alright, I came out of retirement, so I must continue to post. Rod Eason is leaving UPS, Wednesday is his last day, so last night he took all of the training supervisors to BW3's. I had 24 wings, 3 mozarrella sticks, 3 potato skins, and 3 pepsi's. I was good to go. The best thing was that it was all on him. I am still in training, however, I hear I should be getting a belt sometime soon. I better, because this training bullshit sucks ass. I don't like newhires, well most of them, because they are terrible, and they are stupid. I went on Facebook and requested every single Nowacki to be my friend, now I have 31 Nowacki's as my friends, I am awesome. I don't have anything to talk about. Apple's to Apple's is an amazing game, and apparently Adolf Hitler was brilliant, and the Great Depression was hilarious. Go figure.

Yeah, I guess

Alright, I thought about it long and hard, and maybe Brian and Norton make a point. The record of 17 games in a row is not completely fair, mainly because the only other person we played against from the regulars was Brian. So here is what I propose, Zmudge and I hold the record for most consecutive games won on our table. Norton and Brian hold the record for most consecutive games won on our Berwick pong nights. Fair? If that is not agreed on, then we will fight to the death. Either way, I am a walking legend. The greatest beer pong player to ever grace the game. I RULE!!!!! Now I know some of you are thinking "BUT MIKE, I DONT C Y THIS IS SUCH A BIG DAEL, IT'S JUST A GAEM, U GUYZ TAKE THIS 2 SEROUSLY, LOL!!!11" Yeah, for those who say that, all I can say is it's a beer pong thing, you wouldn't understand.

OMG YES YES YES YES!!!!!

Ohhhh WeLCoME bacK to BlOG lIfe MiKeee!!! lemme be the first...but defiantely not the last to welcome u bacK!!!!! and i just wanna say "MERCI!!!!" je m'appelle KATELYN!!! JE SUIS AMUSANTE!!!!! aWWWW yEEE SALUT FRANCAISE!!!! lol im so cool...i know i know u all agree its ok u dont have to tell me cuz i already know how amazing i really am...so im just gonna sit back and soak in all my amazingness...go ahead u might as well 2...theres enough of it believe me....almost alittle to much...see my amazingness is like vitamin A...when i have too much of it (like i do now) i need to give it away...its not healthy to have so much of it....just like my amazingness im wayyyy over the required amount...its actually quite dangerous...the only thing is that vitamin A is essential...while my amazingness is nonessential....yeah i know i am amazing...its alrright tho u aint gotta tell me twice....but u know when ur as great as i am its hard to be humble...its nearly impossible...but yesss homecomeing was hmmm....A FREAKING BLLLASTTT KABOOOOOOOM!!! in technical terms....CCHS HOMECOMING...WAS A RIOT!!!! hahahhahahahha yess yess yessss sooo cool but as i sit in front of this computer screen i slowly get more and more tired as the seconds roll by...my eyelids r getting heavy....opcgdml;degtilosdfgjukldfjgkldfjgkl'ptpop....<~~sry bout that drama i kinda feel asleep....so rumor on the streets is that our very own brian jackson has developed a liking for nascar...and go-cart racing...but his new more vibrant love is for street luge...he says its the way they fly down the hills at such a speed and when they come past u can feel the wind across ur face and it feels like its gonna carry u away into the night on a parasail...<~~~quoted exactly. no joke. but yeah guys im bout to fall asleep im gonna make some ramen noodles or a grilled cheese and call it a night....NIGHT lol get it...i did call it a night...literal people r freaking awesome!! MERCI MIKE FOR THE RETURN!!!!! tTyl Love yA gUys!!!

GUESS WHO'S BACK!!!!!

Your king has returned. I have come out of retirement, much like Michael Jordan, I am like Michael Jordan in many ways, but I will discuss that later. Right now I shall explain the situation of me returning to my blog. Well, I found out that even though I don't post on here anymore, and I haven't for like a month, it is still creating controversy. Apparently people still believe that I am serious about shit I post on here. I don't get it, how can I put this any clearer, I am joking. I have said it so many fucking times, yet people still can't take a joke. I heard of the conversations about my viscious post, and about you people taking offense, and of course, I knew exactly who it was before I even recieved a name, Brian Jackson. Seriously, somebody needs to hit him in the face and knock some sense into him. How many times must I tell him that I am only kidding. I mean what kind of an idiot is Brian to still take everything I say on here for serious. Oh yes, he was drunk and he told me about how he gets pissed all the time, and how I am completely serious with everything I say. He also told me how Joe and Amanda tried to defend me, against that retard. So Joe, Amanda, I thank you. I thank you for trying to convince Brian that I am only joking, and I appreciate it that you guys understand me and my humor, not like that asshole Brian. I also heard about how he tried to tell you guys that he knows me better than you do. No way, not a chance in hell, because if Brian actually did know me like he claims he does, then he would know that I am joking. He would know what kind of person I am, he would know that I am the type of person who doesn't really take anything seriously, the type of person who jokes around all the time. Brian, honestly man, you clearly don't know a damn thing about me. So once again, Joe and Amanda, thank you, you guys clearly know what you are talking about. Yeah, but from here on out, I will no longer let you know that I am not being serious, it should be inplied, but I am not going to say it again, because it is getting annoying, so everyone, if you want to complain, go nuts. Yeah, but that was the reason I came out of retirement. Well, that, and the fact that people are still mad, even when I don't post anymore. Seriously, when I heard about that, I was so happy. When I piss people off, it's so funny. So everyone, thank you for forcing me to come back, I appreciate your support, and if you don't want to get angred about my posts, just drag the pointer to the X in the top right hand corner of this window, then, with your indew finger, apply pressure to the left mouse button. If you follow the directions carefully, you should have successfully closed out my blog, which will make all those hurtful words go away. If you followed the directions, but it did not work, then your probably a dumbass. Yeah, I'm back, and I'm funny as hell.

Alright, with that being said, let me tell you all about last night. History was indeed made at Malones house. Zmudge and I brought the beer pong table, we played the first game, and the last, oh yeah, and the fifteen games in between. That's right, we won 17 straight games. We could have gone longer, but they ran out of beer. Just as I suspected, Briand and Norton said we played against a bunch of cupcakes, then they cried. Even though when they won 14 in a row, they played many cupcakes, and a few teams were worse then any one Zmudge and I played last night. They will tell you that all the people there were terrible, however, they are wrong. They weren't good, but they weren't bad. Also, even though Brian and Norton won't admit it, some of the people there were pretty good. They are just angry that the record was shattered. I will also let you know that we played against Jackson twice, beat him both times. He will say his partner was terrible, however, when he played with Jacobs, Jacobs made more shots than Brian. So they can cry all they want, but the record was raised to 17. Zmudge and I made 170 shots last night, and I probably made over 100 of them. We stood there and played pong for over 5 straight hours. I am the Michael Jordan of beer pong. I am amazing.

hOmeCOmInG is tONIghTT!!!

oH HellO gREEn letteRS!! lOOkINg GOOD!!! but YeSS HEEEY HOTTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WUUUUTS GOING ON!!! omg omg omg omg!!!! how ya'll dOinG!!!! i'm BOreD liKE whOA!!!! wAItING fOR chrIs fInN tO cOme bAck bC we NeEEd tO dIscUSS hOmEcOmIng sTUFFFFF!!! yEE!!! lOlOl sOOO my HiP hurTS!! OH aNd FInn is GOing To sTatES fOR xC neXt wEEk!!!! YeEE yEE....lol yeah ill lIKe TO saY heY im KaTElyN aNd Im ReaLLY cOOl!!!!!!!! YeSSSS!!! we NeED thE tRedmIL!!!! yeS yeS! yeS! so this blog has been...only katelyn ann nowacki...oh yeah i know wut...CUZ SHES FREAKING AWESOOOOME!!! lololololol jefF Was TRYing tO saY YeS yesterday and he studdered and mE n HeatHER We LikE YE-YE-YE-Y-Y-Y-Y-EE-YE-YEEE-YE-YE-YEE-YAAA-YESS for like 10 MInuTEs!!! OMG heaTHer jUst TOLd MOM TO sHut UP!!! dRamA!!! omgGGGggGG OmGMgmgG!!!!!!!!!!! HOw Bad!! WUT A JERk!!! KAtELYN Ann NoWAcki WoUld NevER Do THAt!!!!! hey ya'll i AinT gOt nOthINg LefT tO saY beSiDEs..."LISTEN TO UR HEARTtttTTT WHEN HES CALLING FOR UUUUU LISTEN TO UR HEARRRT THERES NOTHING ELSE U CAN DOOO I DONT KNOW WHERE YOUR GOIIING AND I DONT KNOW YYYY BUT LISTEN TO UR HHHHEAARRRT BEFOREEE U TELLL HIM GOOOOOODBYYYE!!!!!" awww yee PEaCE ouT hOtTIeESsS!!!! lYl!!! MuchO lOveO!

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MIKE I THINK U NEED TO COME BACK HOTTTTIE

home in november

hey, so there isn't much going on in this thing anymore, but i thought i'd post anyway. i hope everyone is doing well. i'm moving home from nov 17th-jan 2 and im really lookng forward to hanging out with everyone again. my student teaching will be over and i don't get my new apartment until winter quarter, so i'll be around. love you all! ~jen

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OMG OMG OMG

homecoming is cancelled...and according to tommy im the only 1 in the city having to follow the curfew that states u cant be walking around...which i wasnt going to be ne ways...what a waste of a saturday...post longer...later

I got a book of matches. I got a can of kerosene. I got some bad ideas, involving you and me.

Tom, that Avenged Sevenfold show is on November 6th, which is a sunday. It's at the Majestic Theatre in Detroit and it's 15 bucks to go. If I am right, I think they are playing with Soasin and Death by Stereo who are pretty sweet so it will be a really good show. Let me know if you wanna go or not. See everyone in about 2 weeks.

and to think they were referring to apples??

WUUUT UPPPP DUDDDDES.....I would like to start out by saying...AHHH BBALL SEASON IS COMMMMING UPPPP HECKKKK YESSSSSS MY LIFE WILL BEGIN AGAIN!!!!! YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!! yeah so my french teacher (miss timar) is really gay well bc...wait time out when i breath in through my nose is makes a weird sound...dude this is freaking awesome im not gonna start breathing ever again this is swEEEEEEtttt....oh funniest thing happend yesterday at xc practice...well our team had a 4 mile tempo...((easy week since cities is friday)) so we go to wildwood and run the blue trial then proceed straight to the red...well were running its me heather casey jill megan n chet (our asst. coach) were going at a really good pace and then at this intersection in the trials for like a connector trial is up ahead and this really short fat guy in bright ((Short)) blue shorts runs across and we knew every1 say it but didnt really acknowledge is until about 5 seconds later me n heather laugh a little bit at the same time...and then me heather n casey just lost it...it was outta control we could not stop laughing at all we literally fell to the ground laughing...and for like 20 seconds after we got up i did the hands on my knees laugh (yarnell.) and every once in a while we would start laughing and have to stop oh god it was sooo funny but interesting thing was that while we were laughing the team got like 30 seconds ahead of us and i caught every1 besides meg n chet...omg it was sooo funny... but yee i think im gonna go make some RAMENNN NOODIES!!!!! ((YES I MEANT TO SPELL IT LIKE THAT))....this blog thing is coming along gRRREat....LyL

Yeahhhh... That'll work.

Well, damn. This means i have to start posting more regularly now. I liked being able to pop in every month and post a small message. This sucks. Anyways, I guess am going to start trying to keep this alive along with Katelyn. One more thing, Mike, give me back my adminastrative powers. You took them away even though I was apart of this blog before you ever were.


Darrell: Why don't you make him a big chocolate Easter bunny

Santa: Yeahhhh... That'll work

HEEEEEY HOTTIIIIES

BE4 I BEGIN POSTING REGULARLY WE WILL NOT LET THIS DECREPIT BLOG DIE OUT!!!! ME N TOMMY WILL SAVE OUUUUUUR BLOGGG!! PEACE OUT DOGGGGS LYL *****KABOS*****... MIKE LOVES BARNES

What a total buMMer...

^^haha i said bummer...well mike i think i speak for everyone on this one...WE WILL MISS U...U GAVE IT A HECK OF A RUN...i was thinking u prolly smote every persons self esteem on the bLog...which i would like to add will become katelyns blog...although it is getting a bit decrepit...yah this will be short and freaking aweeeeesome!!!! im not going to lie mike...i would check every night to read ur post...it made me a better person to think for that brief 5 minutes of reading that there is some sanity left in the world..even if it was yours...haha i was a daily reader to see how i could better myself and learn the ways of Michael Ryan Nowacki..yes yes now it looks like i have to depend on myself...that wont be hard tho cuz im so freaking awesome BYE MIKE WE WILL MISS U...MAY UR BLOG RIP...BC ITS HOTTIE KATELYNS NOOOOW...PEACE OUT BROTHER!!!

Like we can really let Mike be the last one to post on HIS blog.

I have 4 Cedar Point tickets and 4 Jet Express tickets that are only good for the '05 season. I'm not going to be able to use them and I was wondering if anyone wants them??

Here it is fuckers, the moment you've all been waiting for

Alright everyone, here it is, the big announcement you have all been waiting for. The blog has been around for two years and some change. It was invented by the Schwartz because people were going away to school and everything, so it would be a nice way for everyone to keep in touch. We had a lot of members, lots of posts, lots of fun. Then eventually people stopped posting, people would drop out, and nobody even cared anymore, nobody but me. It got down to just me posting, still twice a week, and it wasn't a friendly blog anymore, it was an evil genius mastermind hard at work insulting anyone and everyone he felt deserved it. Over time people started growing tired of me insulting them. Everyone still read the blog, but it started out as everyone would gather around the warming glow of the computer screen, and open up my blog with anticipation and excitement, hoping to find another update from Mike to enlighten and entertain them. Some times there was nothing, which would upset the impatient fans of me, but when they signed on and saw an update, they would fill with joy, and sit there with gum drop smiles, and read to escape into the world of Mike so they could get away from their normal boring reality. Yes, that was a great time. However, that didn't last long. The one time great supporters of Mike soon grew tired and annoyed with his constant need to insult people, that they would get pissed off at what he would say. However, they continued to read, not because they were excited and entertained with his post, but to see what he would say next, and to make sure they weren't included in yet another insulting attack, to which they would get extremely pissed off. Well everyone, I have finally lost my biggest supporter, Brian Jackson. He used to tell me how funny my posts were, all the time, but I soon found out that he didn't think it was very funny when I insulted him. Alright, I know I have said some offensive things on here, which by the way I thought were extremely funny then, and I still get a kick out of them now, but I can understand if you guys don't like it. So right now I am going to apologize to the few people I have insulted on here. Alright, here goes, I am sorry Amanda, Tony, Joe, Jeff, Bean, Brian, Norton, Me, Lauren, Jen, the Yarnells, Nicole, Sack, Brittany, Zmudge, Joanna, Blog Jesus, Dr. Fryer, that Jesus freak who I decided to just start making fun of on her blog, The Buffalo Bills, MTV, Real World, My Super Sweet 16, Laguna Beach, Vin Diesel, a bunch of famous people at the bottom of the blog, The Redskins, The Bronco's, Steven (Retard from PD 13), Pat, Tom, BCSN, Amanda Johnson's friends, the still unknown chicken shit who made a nasty comment about me, PD 13's high picks, Dynasty Warriors, Dynasty Warriors 2, Dynasty Warriors 3, Dynasty Warriors 4, Dynasty Warriors 5, Punk Music, women, a bunch of other shit that I can't remember right now, and finally, even though she was the first I apologized to, and Amanda again because she was mentioned a lot, and was usually a pretty good sport about it, haha. Alright, with that apology being said, uhh, fuck, damnit, you know what, I'm sorry, this just isn't me, I don't like to apologize, so everyone I just apologized to, I take it back, I'm sorry for saying I'm sorry, and I'm sorry for that, and that, and that, and that. Alright, now with that being said, this is it. This is the end. King Mike is going to hang up the keyboard. The time has come, I am stepping away from the blog. It is time to retire, and that is what I am doing. There is a possible chance I could come out of retirement some time down the road, but don't expect that to happen any time soon. Also, take me serious on this one, because this is one of the times I AM being serious. The blog has died, and me being the captain, I am going down with the ship. For all those who supported me, and read my adventures each week, I would just like to say, why? I don't know why you guys kept reading, probably because I am so funny. However, if anyone is upset, I am sorry, if anyone is happy, eat shit. Now, everyone I would officially like to give props to Brian, because Saturday he predicted that my big announcement was going to be to shut down the blog. I am pretty impressed that he got it right. The most impressive thing about Brians prediction was that I told him about 2 weeks ago that I think I am going to quit posting. So yeah, before he starts running around yelling and screaming that he was right, just remember that I told him I was going to do it. Also, he predicted that I was shutting down the blog, I am simply retiring from posting, so I guess he is wrong. I am pretty sure he will also say “No, you never told me that you were going to quit posting.” But I promise everyone, I did say that, and he responded with “Good, you should shut it down.” With all that being said, I have nothing left to do but leave you people with some final words of wisdom, straight from Mike Nowacki.

Lee Corso needs to be fired and forgotten because everyone hates him

Micro or Macroeconomics with Kenneth Saulter are the most boring classes you can take, however, the C range goes from 60-79

Takeo Spikes is out for the season

The entire world should completely stop for a half hour a week so we can all gather around the televison and be amazed and educated by “The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross”

The beer bong is a wonderful invention

Willis McGahee doesn’t hold a candle to Cadillac Williams, however, nobody holds a candle to Larry Allen

Eminem is the greatest musical mastermind of all time.

Nobody should deprive themselves of Seinfeld and South Park because they are ignorant

The Glenn Beck program is the real fusion of entertainment and enlightenment

Everyone should own a pair of lifting straps

Dancing should be completely out of the question

The greatest profession in the world is the life of a pirate

Beer pong is a way of life, my way of life, and I intend to keep it

Don’t ever eat any food from the kitchens at Owens

Maddox is a man of great wisdom

Hand to surface

Aside from popping your collar, going shopping is the gayest thing a man can do

The Lord of the Rings is a wonderful fantasy adventure

BG is awesome

Punk music is by far the best place to get all the information you need about politics

Being a UPS supervisor is not all it’s cracked up to be

Elves and Dwarves don’t get along

Hockey players are the toughest people in all sports

Someone get Norton a beer, poor guy

Women cannot drive

PD 13 is the heaviest belt in the building

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

For the retards who still haven’t figured it out, the titles to my most recent posts have been the lyrics to “We Didn’t Start the Fire”

I’m out man, I’m done. This is the end, my only friend the end. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye.

EAT SHIT ASSHOLES, I FUCKING RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEEEY

HEYYYY TOMMY!!! WUSSSS UPPPP DUUUUUUDE!!!!

katelyn=amazingggg

COLEY LIKES TO DANCE IN THE RAIN IN A ZEBRA OUTFIT...I KNOW SHES COOL...THINGS ARE BETTER IF I SAYYY SOOOO LOOOOOOONG AND GOOOODNIGHTTTT!!!!!!!! hahahahahah katelyn likes to eat mushrooms...COOKED MUSHROOMS THAT IS...BAAHAHAHA so i was thinking...now to the serouis part of this post...HaHaHaHAHA BAAAAA SHEEP i think i shall right a poem...Katelyn is a hottie...she doesnt drink from da pottie...she will punch brian in the face send him into outer spaCCCE **people in the audience clap for katelyn and boo brian** brian thinks hes a football star...but when hes on the field he looks like a pickle in a jAAAAAr...hes runs like hes stuck in tar...jeff he reminds me off a dingo...he is always beggin to play some bingggooo he lost to katelyn in bball and all he could do was cry..til he floated to DA SKYYYY!!!! then he had to go ski w/ his hottie...now yarnell...dont even get me started...so thats where the poem ends!! YAYYYY dont ask where that came from...there will never be a post like that again....double promise!!! 3.15159265358979 if only u know the significance of my life...PEACE OUT!! LOVE U HOTTIESSS

Whatchu lookin at man?

Dude, how boss was Sack's. I had an awesome time. To think, I almost didn't go. Me, brother, and Brian smashed up Joe, Bean, and Norton in football. We played like champions that day. Also, tOSU beat Iowa and Michigan lost to Wisconsin. A lot of times during the game, Mike got to play his violin. It was one of the greatest ideas ever. Good thing to, because he got a lot of use out of it. I am not going to have a long post because this is between classes, so I will talk to you guys later. My quote is something Norton had to remind me of, because I kind of forgot.
P.S. Hi KaTeLyN!!!!!!! :D ;0 Ü

Norton: Hey Tom, are you too drunk to play Madden?

Tom: Hell no. I'm too sober to play Madden. I need to bong a beer.

Brando

Alright, I have changed my mind, this post will not contain the big announcement. It will come soon however, and when it does, oh man. Be on the look out, it will most likely be my next post.

Panmunjom

Jackson I am not even going to bother to comment to what you had to say, but I will say one thing, as for you getting carried away when you are drunk, and you saying it's because people set you off, well that's not entirely true. You have also gone crazy if you don't get your way, like say controlling the radio, ALL NIGHT!!!!! Because it is your radio right? Anyways, as for us drinking too much, yeah, maybe. I was not happy with myself Saturday night. I've been looking forward to the festival for a while, and it finally comes and Saturday night I got too drunk too fast to even enjoy it. I didn't even realize I was getting so drunk, which made me realize I have to slow down. So I don't know what everyone is doing this weekend, but I am taking a weekend off from drinking. One last thing, important for you all to remember. Drawing on Jackson when he is passed out is completely 100% not allowed, unless you want to see the way a 2 year old girl acts when you take away her bottle. However, if you pass out, and you have never drawn on him, he has all rights to draw on you if he wants. Next time he passes out, oh it's going to be bad. Norton will also get drawn on. Alright, I made a big announcement today, I am not going to drink this weekend. I will have one more post this week, and it will contain an even bigger announcement, be on the lookout.

OMG WUT UP HOTTIES

hey guys...i would like to start off my point w/ a more..."serouis point" the point of y i have had "attie" the last few days...well as none of u know...one of my friends died in his sleep wednesday night...this is also the time that one of my good friends died last year (robert lewis) so yes...tough times=attitude...not the brightest time right now but i guess thats all im gonna say about that...just so u all dont think im just being mean...cuz i really dont intend 2 but its not easy when u got ppl riding all over u about stupid things...like a persons hoodie...and ect.

but ne wayyys wut up guys...ca va?? comme ci comme ca..:-\ i have been better and i am always tired beyond reason which is y i dont understand while i am still awake at this time...i went to the football game tonight...that was tons of fun, came home...ate 2 grilled cheese, went to the festival and ate a hog dog and frenchie friessss...and then came home and watched TV and stuff i dunno pretty boring night....tomorrow i gotta xc meet @ 5:45...which is probably the most inconvient time ever..u know what they did...they sat in there stupid chairs at their stupid meeting w/ there stupid hair and were like...alright lets pick a really stupid time no1 will like bc im stupid..and i have stupid hair...yeah 5:45 sounds good 2 me...how bout u guys?? u guys have stupid hair 2...so u should agree...but oh God i hate ppl w/ stupid hair..they ruin everything...BUT OMG FUNNIEST THINNNG EVVVER...but yeahh im totally pooped...sorry so short n stupid but im gonna go talk to kevin..peace out LYL!!! TTYL

While our class 7/8 had this random fat red haired man just sitting in the desk in the corner:
Daniella: Who is that guy in the corner??

No later then 5 minutes after Mr.Sturek explains who the red haired man is he gets called to the office about his job and he gets up and leaves
Jasmine: Who was that guy and when did he get here?

^^omg it was soo funny...i guess u had to be there

Ppl say there is no such thing as a stupid question...i have found 1

Jasmine: Can you freeze fire?

That is indeed a stupid question...

Katelyn: I am the coolest...and you all know it

Sugar Ray

There we go, I did it. The person who never gets offended or pissed off at my posts has gotten pissed off. YES!!!!! I would just like to say that it doesn't make sense how I get called an alcoholic when I drink just as much as everyone else. Also, Brian, as for you wanting to cut back, I believe that the reason you want to cut back is not because you think we drink too much, but maybe you realized that a lot of the time you act like an asshole when you are drunk and some people (that doesn't include me) don't like being around you when you drink, so instead of admitting that is the real reason you want to cut back, you are going to go ahead and say we drink too much to make yourself look better. I am so smart. You think we drink too much though? Maybe we do have a problem. I know I do, and I can probably speak for a few others, but my main problem is that I am a 21 year old college student who goes to school and works 5 days a week and on the weekends wants to have a good time. Yeah, there you go, there's my problem. If you guys don't want to drink, then don't, thats fine. But don't worry about what I do.


al-co-holic (al`ka hol`ik -hal`-) adj. 1 Of or containing alcohol 2 Caused by alcohol or liquor containing it 3 Suffering from alcoholism -n. A person who has chronic alcoholisim or who habitually drinks alcoholic liquor to excess

So that is the actual definition of an alcoholic, so that would make us all alcoholics. Any night we drink we contain alcohol, which by definition makes us alcoholics. There you go everyone, EAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

H-bomb

I am an alcoholic. I found out today. The way I found out was when Brian Jackson told me so. At first I was worried, then I realized it was Jackson who said it, which then made that comment completely null and void. I took the comment and flipped it around on him, which got him flustered and nervous which caused him to say "I don't want to get into an argument about this." Translation: "You're right, I'm wrong, I'm just too proud to admit it." Another translation could be "Damn, I just got burned pretty bad in this argument, I will quit now before I go completely up in flames." So you see, I am the best. Yeah, I am an alcoholic because I drink just about as much as everyone else. The only reason I am considered an alcoholic and nobody else is because I'm going to say "Yeah, we're probably drinking this weekend." The reason they are not alcoholics is because they will say all week that they aren't going to drink, or they don't know if they are going to drink. However, when the weekend comes, they drink. So basically you just have to say you don't know if you're going to drink, that means it's open game when the weekend comes, because you left yourself with that back up option that nobody ever takes. So, with that being said, from now on I am just going to say all week "Yeah, no drinking for me this weekend" then I won't be considered an alcoholic. Because we all know that words speak louder than actions. So yeah guys, this weekend I'm not drinking at the festival. I've always though of myself as a great man, now I know, I am so smart, I feel like you guys now.

At break

Correll: I had so much fucking work to do today. I had to write 2 papers. Then I had to make a Power Point presentation for my one class.

John Hall: Power Points are rowdy.

Rosenbergs

Alright, Joe is right, I will finally accept it. I am the leader. Let me set up the story for you, for those who don't know. A couple years ago Joe had a psychology class, and they said every group has a leader, someone who everyone else follows. Joe came to the conclusion that is was me. I never wanted to be the leader, I never even knew I was, he just told me I was. Since then he has gone against everything I suggest, just to go against the leader and prove that he follows nobody, which I never thought he followed anyone anyways, but his theory stated that he followed me, along with everyone else. Apparently everyone thinks that they can suggest we go do something, and people will shoot it down. However, I could suggest the exact same thing 5 minutes later and people will be like "Hey, good idea Mike." So now people try to go against what I say just to defy the leader, something I never asked for, didn't even realize I was, and something Joe appointed to me. I never believed it, I was always like "No, we don't have a leader." However, this weekend changed my mind. Last week I suggested we play beer pong this weekend, nobody wanted to play. Just about everyone was completely against the idea, especially Brian. Brian was even under the impression that we went out and burried the table somewhere. All week I heard from Brian "We ran beer pong into the ground Mike, I was so bored playing last week Mike, I don't want to play this weekend Mike, I am not playing this weekend Mike, have fun playing by yourself Mike, nobody wants to play Mike, we are thinking of other things to do on the weekends now Mike, I am not playing Mike, I hate you Mike, You suck Mike, I don't ever want to talk to you again Mike." Well Saturday comes around and once again I hear "I am not playing tonight Mike." I bust out the table, a few of us are playing, even Tom Jones came out, but it was a slow night of beer pong. Ohio State game ends, what do you guys think happened? My followers came over and played. Brian played. While he was playing he said "I'm glad I played tonight Mike, you're the best Mike, I am having so much fun Mike, this is way better than us getting naked during the Ohio State game Mike, we should do this every single night Mike, I love you Mike, literally Mike, I want to get naked with you on top of the beer pong table Mike, but I know you don't want to Mike, you are so smart Mike, I like your muscles Mike." So yeah, all week people saying they aren't playing, then they come and play, it's just awesome. No matter how hard they try, in the end they cannot defy the leader. What can I say, I was just born a better person, people need guidance, and who are they going to look to? Mike Nowacki, the man, the myth, the legend. I AM SUPREME!!!!! Alright, this is the end of my post, and with everything that I just wrote, I am fairly confident that everyone is going to disagree with any of my suggestions for a long time, I believe I just lost the title of leader, who wants it now? Who among you can handle the responsibility? The search is on.....

Alright, one last thing with this post, I know a bunch of people are thinking to themselves "What an asshole, he is such a jerk, he is probably being serious, Mike is not known for joking around. I know he is being serious, just like he is on all his other posts. He has never gave us any indication EVER with any of his previous posts that he is just joking, so why would he be joking now, I know he is serious." Yeah, for those of you who think I am being serious, you're right. Everything I said in this post is 100% honesty, I'm a serious type of guy, I don't have much of a sense of humor, and what I say on a stupid blog that everyone keeps reading for some reason is all true.

Marilyn Monroe

Alright, it is official, it is definately hottie time. So the other day my mom finds this letter on the dining room table, it was from a modeling agency saying they have Heathers pictures and they would like to get in touch with her. My mom called them to ask how the hell they got her pictures, and it turns out she sent them in for fun or whatever. Well, my mom and Heather drove to Columbus today for a tryout thing, and they accepted Heather. The only thing though is that they would want her to travel a lot, like to L.A. and stuff, and my mom and Heather both agree that she should finish high school first. So, after this year, it will most definately be ultimate hottie time. It's just pretty fucking cool though because I really had no idea what the hell was going on, then all of a sudden I find out today that Heather and my mom were in Columbus. Yeah, pretty sweet. On to other news, anybody else think Kanye West is a moron? Seriously, this whole hurricane thing is a huge tragedy, yet somehow there are dumb fucks out there that have to try and turn this into a race issue. Kanye West was ignorant enough to say Bush hates black people at a charity event to raise money for the people who were affected by the hurricane. Yes, it's because like 65% of New Orleans population was black, so now people are going to say that nobody really cares about that city and nobody is doing anything, especially Bush. Well, Bush has been down there twice now, personally, and toured the city, he has sent like 70,000 troops over there to help, tons and tons of helicopters are flying back and forth all day sending food, water, ice, diapers, baby formula, and a bunch of other shit to people. However, no matter what happens, it has to become a fucking race issue. Dumb ass celebrities, Kanye West even had to ask his manager how much he should donate, sure it's good that he's donating, but he's doing it for the wrong reasons. Maybe every dumb ass in this country should be smart enough to stop, take a look, and say to themselves "We will have plenty of time to argue about the race issue in the whole situation later on, right now maybe we should worry about helping." If Kanye West wants to blame anyone, how about the mayor of New Orleans, who is a black man, and was asked to order an evacuation with plenty of time in advance. New Orleans evacuation plan takes 72 hours to evacuate the entire city, the mayor ordered the evacuation 22 hours before the storm hit. Everyone was telling him to evacuate, he didn't do it, yet we still blame Bush. I think Michael Moore should make a movie, and Kanye West could do the soundtrack, and then they could join up with Nelly and they could get naked together while filming the movie. Yes, all this political talk to infact come from me, I have been listening to talk radio.

South Korea

No Jackso, we are coming up with stuff to do other than beer pong. Because you said yesterday that everyone is in an agreement that we are looking for other stuff to do on the weekends besides beer pong, I had no idea you were everyone, because I only heard complaints from you, well Amanda as well, but she doesn't normally play beer pong anyways, so it doesn't count. Anyways, you guys can go play your naked games with eachother, that's fine. However, this Saturday Zmudge and I are going to stick to our bread and butter. Tom also said he would be down to play, and so did Joanna, Grisson will want to play, and his brother in law Ronnie said he would play. We may have Bean, and the Schwartz might play, hopefully he gets money, or something, unless he would rather go get naked. I'm sure some of our parents will want to play. So, with all that said, it actually will be nice if you guys don't play, that means less waiting around for a game. Alright, I saw the saddest thing ever today. I was driving down Tremainsville on my way to class, and I see something in the middle of the road. I assumed it was just trash. When I got closer to it though, it moved, then I noticed it was a dog. It picked its head up and looked at me. It was laying there in a puddle of its own blood, it get up. I felt so bad for it.

North Korea

I have terrible news everyone, terrible. I had no idea there was a problem, but I found out tonight at about 9:45. It is official, we have run beer pong into the ground. It was said quite a few times tonight that beer pong has been run into the ground. So here is my proposal, and I believe everyone can agree to it. Seeing as how we ran it into the ground, what I say we do is for everyone to bring over a shovel this weekend, and wherever this game was burried we should dig around it, and play about 4 or 5 feet underground. Then everyone is happy, because I am assuming that when they say it was run into the ground, they mean they can't play because the table is burried. LET'S DIG THAT SUM BITCH UP!!!!! Alright, that was all for fun, I know you weren't being literal, you are just saying you are bored with it, well either that, or jealous, or you're just terrible at it so you have to say you don't like it for an excuse, or you're just lame. Let's look at the situation though, summer is over, how much warm weather do we have left? Next weekend will probably be the last weekend to play, because the weekend after is the St. Catherines festival, so no pong then, and if history has shown us anything, usually during the St. Catherines the weather starts cooling off, and it's about 60 at the festival, and about 50 at night, so no pong. Last game of the summer, then we'll have to wait till next summer. Also, as for you guys saying it's boring because we do it so much, well the nights we play, nobody seems to be very bored. It looks like everyone is having a pretty good time to me, well atleast 90% of the people there, so when all of a sudden did it get boring? However, if you guys don't want to play this weekend, then what do you suggest we do? Hey, I got an idea, lets draft, you know, like a bunch of straght dudes, and lets be naked while we are doing it. Or you know, lets all of us guys go see a movie, and then get naked while we are watching it. Or we could go out to eat somewhere, and get naked while we are waiting for our food. We could also just chill on my porch naked like we used to do. Maybe even play some Halo, and get naked together. Maybe we could go play some naked volleyball. Hey, if it's warm out, we could get naked and go swimming together. Screw that, I'm playing beer pong, you homo's can get naked and fag it up with eachother if you want.

COLEY IS THE COOLEST!!

HEY GUYS N DOLLS!!<~~LOLOLOLOLOL so yeah i know its been about a year and a 1/2 since i posted so im gonna do it right this instant!! so last night was pretty sad/stupid... but lemme start w/ my amazing friday night i went to school and had another amazingly fun day and then we had cross country practice which also was quite fun ((carp was not at the practice)) lol but then i came home ate got katelynns (yes her name is spelled w/ 2 n's) pysch up for the meet the next morning then at 6:30 my good friend stephanie lynn fought picked me up and we went over to mollys and were greeted by our other friends megan kelly kristyn jeremy dan kevin and john and we hung out for a little bit..did some serouis bonding then proceeded to the cchs football game located at start (im so cool) then we met up w/ alot of other ppl there and did some more serouis bonding (did i mention how cool i am?) then i learned what a forward lateral is..and if u dont know wut that is yet im the person to ask.. its so cool my friend james taught it 2 me...but yes central lost to fremont ross by a touchdown but oh well i was watching the game every once in a while but i was mostly doing some extreme bonding! OH GOD YES! (i really am so freaking cool) then i came home w/ stephanie n blake then went online talked to a few hotties and then went to bed only to be greeted by dad at 6am w/ the classic "WAKE UP...NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!" "WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!"...well it all started at bout 6am when i woke up to go to Avon for yet another excited cross country race yes i ran about 21 seconds faster then last week...but im still not completely pleased w/ my time so im just gonna have to die next race but then i had the most fun i had in a long time after i ran w/ every1 especially megan casey n heather...oh man it was amazing if only u knew how cool we r...oh wow. we r so cool its unbelievable but carp said the funniest thing ever...well i called megan meg meg and then somehow that transformed into meg pie head...then just plain meg pie but carp was like yeah i wanna nickname and carp had a hot dog in his hand bc the boys cross country team had hot dogs and we were eatting em but yeah ne ways i was like carp u can be carp burger and hes like (holding his hot dog in the air) IM NOT CARP BURGER..IM CARP DOG!!! omg i dont think i have ever laughed so hard in my life. that was prolly the dumbest thing i have ever heard anyone say...minus the time when i said the good guys in star wars were called the bright side <~but thats just how i cool i really am. but saturday was kristyn tusins last meet..she has surgery on thursday..which is quite sad cuz she is 1 of our better runners :-( but yeah then i came home and relaxed for a while..watched the play football in the street and almost died laughing every time Zmudges truck was hit w/ the football...oh man that was so funny... funniest thing ever...omg then the funniest thing ever happend Double N (nick anderson) left and he forgot his munchies and it was like 1/3 of the way full and then heather pat and i (mostly me) ate all of his munchies and when he came back...he was not the happiest person he had quite the furrowed brow (actually he wasnt even mad he was like im gonna freak out like brian does and then he started screaming...and im not even making that up...he also called brian a baby. it was funny) then saturday night...oh my god that was the most tumultuous night i have ever seen..u guys r so retarded. the only normal 1 in the group is pat yarnell...which i applaud so much for quitting drinking...u guys all should...some1's really gonna get hurt super idiot mike broke his teeth...and then cut his finger.. throwing a keg..i mean how cool is that?!?! just when i thought he couldnt get anymore stupid his excuss was "everyone was doing it" wow. im left speechless after that 1. ill brb i need to try to take that in...its really dumb so it might take a while........................oh ok im back. not to be all up in ur grill mike...but after u broke ur teeth didnt u say...(im gonna quote u EXACTLY) "yeah that was stupid..im never gonna get that wasted again" did u see urself last night? or the night lauren came over? nice 2 know u can control ur drinking habits...? but its not my business so im done LOL but jeff n bean....when ur drunk...leave me alone...nothing is more annoying then u 2 reading over my shoulder constantly...and bean...after he kept saying stuff bout chris finn i was gonna say stuff to sack..but then i didnt thinking he would stop...but no that made him mess w/ me even more...then brian comes in and gives me major attitude...so its safe to say when u guys r drunk u become so annoying i really beginning to abhor the nights u guys drink so then later on in the night i decided to indolently trot up 2 bed bc i could not handle being surrounded by ppl w/ no self-control. yes yes it may seem that i have major attitude in this post..but the way i mean it 2 sound is nothing of the sort..if i would speak this to u in person u would see i have no attie wut so ever...my tone of voice would lag no attie wut so ever...so no no no i dont have attie im jking in this post so dont take ne thing serouisly. oh yeah (im so freakin cool.) so yeah its sunday and im gonna go to coleys if she comes home from her lake today soooo peAce oUt ttYl MUCH-O LOVE-O...PEACE BALLAS!!!!
YARNELL...FINISH THE NC POST OR DIE!!!
(im so cool)

Television

I am finally done training that dumb fuck. I trained some kid this week who was so fucking stupid, and extremely slow, it pissed me off so bad that I wanted to punch him in the face. So, what's going on this weekend, well Sunday I guess. I know Friday everyone is going to see 40 year old vigin, which I will not pay to see. Saturday big party at Nortons, then Grissons. It should be fun. I can't wait till Buffy tomorrow, it left me in suspense today. Tomorrow I am running PD 12, can't wait for that, I hate training so much.

Numa Numa

So I watching So you think you can dance tonight.....Shutup I know it's gay, but this Russian girl that is on there did a dance to the Numa Numa song...but the song was in english...it was really wierd.....

Studebaker

Alright, I won't hide this any longer. Some of you already know, but now I will put it out in the open because I am no longer ashamed. Buffy The Vampire Slayer is fucking sweet. I am totally diggin it. I just started watching it about a month ago, and I realized that damn, it is very good. I used to think the show was for fags, but if you actually start watching it, you'll be like "Damnit, now I gotta find out what happens next." Then you will watch it the next day, then you will be completely hooked. That show is so sweet, and today I got to see Spike leave this one dudes shit in ruins, I was happy. So apparently Zmudge found a place for us and Norton to move out, over by St. Francis, in a duplex. We want to rent both floors, it will be awesome. Beer Pong will be one floor, then awesomeness will be the other floor.